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Youth Group meets every Wed. night from 6:00pm to 8:00pm.
Afterglows occur once every month, Sunday night from 6:00pm to 8:00pm at Rhett's house.
Sunday School is every Sunday morning from 9:15am to 10:15am
Youth Group meets every Wed. night from 6:00pm to 8:00pm.
Afterglows occur once every month, Sunday night from 6:00pm to 8:00pm at Rhett's house.
Sunday School is every Sunday morning from 9:15am to 10:15am
13 comments:
Wow. I'm not sure what to say, really ...
Yo, Wayne Rhettsky. Are you Breakin' Quickly with us Friday morning?
Rhett you friggin' idiot why didn't you have ME do the announcement, GOSH! Its pretty much the worst announcement ever made. Kip never does flippin' anything around here. It's not like he has any good skills, im the one with all the skills! Drawing skills...nunchuck skills...and this one gang kept wanting me to join because im pretty good with a bo staff. Pedro and I agree that I am probably the best drawer that we know of. My announcement would go something like this... Hey guys. Its me, Napoleon Dynamite. I'm one of Pedro's best friends. I do way better announcements than kip cuz he has the worst reflexes of all time. anyways, have you heard of the business meeting yet? It's taking place of normal youth activities, which is a bummer. But this meeting will still be pretty sweet...awesome..its, its incredible. If you dont know what to wear, I think I'll probably wear like a silk shirt or something. If you need a ride, pedro's cousin has all the sweet hookups. If you dont come, I'll probably make you drink milk from a cow thats gotten into an onion patch. gross! So i guess, what im tryin to say is...If you come to the business meeting...all of your wildest dreams will come true.
heck no he didn't. gosh! he flippin' made that trophy
Like anyone could even know that Napoleon. Besides, you know I won it because im training to become a cage fighter. It's gettin pretty serious.
Yeah right Kip, you have like the worst reflexes of all time! GOSH! why dont you go and eat a decroaded piece of crap!
Just try and hit me Napoleon. Let's see what your best move is. Me and Uncle Rico have been makin some sweet moolah.
Yeah right, I can make that much money in 5 seconds! GOSH! Friggin IDIOT! Just bring me my chapstick.
Welcome to D-Kwon's dance grooves...are you ready to get your groove on?
Yes.
Ok Napoleon, here is your chance to shine! why don't you make the next update?? Make it better than kip's! Its a challenge to you!
I got out of school today because Iwas sick so I don't know if I'll be there for church tommorow nigt but I'll try!
Fine! Maybe I will maybe i wont! but it may be a little late cuz im in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines, what would YOU do in a situation like that?!
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