The Curse of the Samurai
Attention all. Last week there were two Samurai Warriors at the CBC softball game who decided to put a curse on our team. Apparently, when they learned how awesome we played in Week 1 they maliciously took it upon themselves to cook up an atrocious curse that would effectively jinx every single player on our team by inducing walks, errors, missed balls, and every other conceivable softball miscue known to man; resulting in us losing. Something that is against our very nature.
Below is a picture that was captured by Hollie's digital camera showing these evil fiends at their trade. If you see them, beware, and stay away. Let Joe Vanzant handle them. He has experience dealing with riff-raff such as this, and he assures me that this Thursday night, the curse of the Samurai will be lifted and they will not be present at any more of our games. He guarantees victory this week. SO, tell all of your friends and family that it is safe to return to Fountain Bluff, For the Curse Has Been Lifted.
BTW, there will be no YOUTH GROUP this WEDNESDAY NIGHT May 31, 2006. Please pass along the word. Oh and Jayce, it hasnt been a month since the last post. Only 22 days. Sorry for the long wait.


