HOT OFF THE PRESS

The 2006 CBC Youth Group Summer Camp will be:

WHAT:
Student Life Camp 2006

WHEN:
July 3-7, 2006

WHERE:
Fort Lewis College
Durango, COLORADO

CAMP PASTOR: Dave Edwards
WORSHIP LEADER: Tree63

PRICE: $180.00

THEME:

You will not be separated upon arriving in Colorado. Our church will stay together for the most part. And for those of you out there that help out Crazy Harry with his Fireworks stand on the 4th of July, or if you always go and eat watermelon and fried chicken at Uncle Bob's and Aunt Suzie Q's 4th of July Family Bonanza . . . . . take a raincheck! Because YOUR COMING TO COLORADO!

Watching a grand finale fireworks extravaganza in the valley of a mountain range in the city of Durango is probably going to top ole' Crazy Harry's firework stand, or Aunt Suzie's melon and chicken.

So there you have it. Get signed up.

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?"

SEMANTICS 101

In the fall of 1999 I had the privilege of attending an Orange County Supertones concert in Kansas City. At the time I was very much a Supertones Newbie. But alas, by the end of the night, I was skankin' like the rest of the ska-crazed Supertone-Heads that were at the concert. For 3 weeks after that concert, I seriously considered buying a chain for my wallet and signing up for trumpet lessons! And then the pure excitement of it all soon wore off as quickly as it had come and I was back to my normal self again. BUT.

I will always remember that concert, for it can only truly be described by one word: CHEM.

This word is pronounced with a cha sound and ends with the letter 'm' sound, as in 'em'.

CHEM.

Phonetically, all together now, class: CHEM.

Very good!

For our purposes, CHEM is a good thing. And from now on, whenever you see someone do something cool, whenever you experience something awesome or sweet, or if you see Zach suddenly vomit Pop Rocks through his nose, we would all say: "Oh man, that was so CHEM."

Got it everyone? Chem is the new "COOL". Chem is the new "SWEET." From now on Chandler Baptist Youth Group is no longer SPECTACULAR . . . it's . . . (that's right) CHEM-TACULAR.

Okay here's the deal. The first person I run into at church who actually uses the word correctly in a sentence, will get a special prize unlike anything you could ever possibly imagine. And no Jayce, it's not free one-on-one Karate lessons with Chuck Norris. Apparently, he's too busy donating blood to be giving people free Karate lessons. But never mind that, I'm getting sidetracked, the PRIZE, yes the prize, will be INCREDIBLE.

So let the games begin. Spread the word. Or don't. You decide.

MIND BLOWING MONDAY MANIA

Chandler Baptist Youth

They say the snow is coming. They say inches. Thats PLURAL. So wear your snow boots, and scarves, because this wednesday night is one you will NOT want to miss.

There will be music, fire, magic, ventriliquists, and a special appearance by Jo-Jo the Talking Clown, and thats just the INTRO.

So invite your friends, it should be good. And when I say good, I mean Flippin AWESOME.

Matthew 10:10 is a great verse to memorize, write down, or even take a picture of. Just memorize it. IT'S GOOD STUFF.

LAME JOKE of the WEEK:
A Jumper cable walked into a bar, and the bartender says, "Now, don't you be trying to start something in here."

Ba da CHHHHHH.

God Bless and drive careful out there.

Welcome One, Welcome All

This is the new blogsite where you can find anything related to Chandler's youth group. Whether it be activities, announcements, picture postings, ideas on how to rule the world, praises and prayer requests, weekly devotions, theological debates, or simply hanging out and posting a comment, this place is our domain. Welcome!

Word of caution: Chuck Norris has been known to frequent blogsites on the internet, so if you begin an argument in here with a stranger whose username is: windmillkick2theFace, choose your words carefully and respectfully. Neither Rhett or Chet will be held responsible for your safety should you choose to upset Chuck.
Other than that: Enjoy.

God Bless.
Rhett